What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Have you been with a stranger yet?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s